smal creacher

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

old man coworker thought my name was Emma this whole time i've been working with him LMAOOOO

today on "old man coworker" he had an arm brace on and i was like oh what happened to your arm? he tells me it's a nerve thing that happens every once in a while, then goes, "it's a boo boo! want to kiss it?" in his heavy accent. i blew a kiss in his direction and he cracked up god i love this old ass man he's grandpa for real

when you eat a Normal Sandwich (bread meat greens cheese relish) and your body goes ooohhh fuck! oh fuck! what have you done! heartbeat GO! sweating GO! temperature GO! like sorry man I'm just trying to keep you WORKING!!!!!!!! ASS HOLE!

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

Being obsessed with your own ocs is so so good for you i seriously can't recommend it enough

The only downside is that you have to do Everything around here

u can just do whatever at any age all of the time nobody cares except teenagers

teenager will be like ur 40 with a hobby ? 💀 that’s sad <- nobody else thinks this way though they are just going through some stuff

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.