the void

in the beginning, the trump assassination attempts were spaced by twenty four weeks. then twelve, then six, then every two weeks. the last one, at the white house, was a week. in four days we could be seeing a trump assassination attempt every eight hours until they are coming every four minutes. we should witness a double event within seven days,

me? no, no, i'm fine. yeah i just really want to tell off my maybe ex friend who hasn't bothered to talk to me in over a year. yeah no i've reached out but they never responded. yeah no im fine *gripping my pencil so hard it snaps*

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

they got married btw

life is so hard when you’re a very lazy girl by nature but you also want to do a lot of things in your one wild and precious life

[COMPLETELY LOVESICK VOICE] he is so strange. And off-putting

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

sorry i cant talk rn im busy thinking about how i should have done everything differently