Honey Bee

Art by Hector aka shitty watercolor

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i ended up paying to break the lease w my racist roommate only to reget a lease w her at a different place bc i had no choice only for her to promise to change and clean and work on her racist tendencies - but then she gets a white bf who says the n word w his bff and then has him over all the time so now im fucked and i cannot fucking handle this

$553.73/1525🌠🌠🌠

$682.21/1525💖💖💖

I work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers to start calling lattes “hot milkybois”

I also got everyone to refer to the salted caramel blended drink as “the big salty” and I consider it one of my greatest accomplishments

I forgot to mention I also pronounce “hot chocolate” like “hot cocklate”… because I’m awful.

please give us updates

I made this into a game except when I hand out the Texas-size drinks I say “Can I get a YEEHAW?” And the guests always look mortified but occasionally one of them will let out a terrified “yeehaw” and all my coworkers cheer and then we keep a running tally of how many yeehaws we each get on the back of a pastry bag.

op will not die of natural causes

That’s the most interesting comment anyone has ever left on one of my posts

I’m that lady who’s just FEELING it

Oh wow this is horrifying

Holy shit

You know what they were a little valid

@sluuuug

“Don’t be afraid of the clocks, they are our time, time has been so generous to us. We imprinted time with the sweet taste of victory. We conquered fate by meeting at a certain time in a certain space. We are a product of the time, therefore we give back credit where it is due: time. We are synchronized, now and forever. I love you.” (Gonzalez-Torres, 1988)

That’s it that’s Aang. Character establishment complete in 0.5 seconds, zero lines, and one (1) *ding*.

I’m loving Dante Basco’s prototype Zuko voice

y’all remember being 15? That was fucked up