zack fryguy

another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.

you should queue this post it would be funny and grant me immortality

you motherfuckers put me in the processing vortex

everyone riding the train today got 250 xp after a level 32 dracula wandered onto the tracks

“character who gained weight to show how they are healthy now” trope my beloved

would you rather be on a five hour drive with a thomas sanders fan or a hazbin hotel fan. and you can’t crash the car i’m sorry

thomas sanders fan because they might be hung. gimme another

got any rationale for this or is it more of an intuitive thing

honestly i gauge all situations with a ‘will this involve me sucking dick’ metric and a five-hour two-person car trip is a high background reading so i’m mostly playing in the margins here? but thomas sanders is theater kid is horny is might be hung whereas hazbin hotel is not unhorny but horny in a currency i don’t accept. i hope you can understand.

i dont, but you seem to, and thats what matters

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

you’ are biased against my skull

i’m not having this argument again man

fanon L will be depicted like "he has MONEY and INFLUENCE and STATUS and RESPECT and world organizations BEND to his every WILL he is POWERFUL everybody LISTENS TO HIM" and meanwhile canon L immediately got told to kick rocks by every single world organization. they considered getting L onto the case and everybody groaned. when the 12 fbi agents died the fbi completely blamed L for it and withdrew their support and basically told him to go die