Asthra Polaris

I dont think there are any fics specific to what you are looking for, but I went ahead and did a list on leaked messages, whether it's both of them or just one of them!

Leaked Messages

🏒 #shanehollanderisoverparty | 1.0k

some of the leaked text messages that almost cost Shane's career and the internet reaction

🏒 Living nightmare | 1.5k

When Shane and ilya’s private text messages and photos get leaked for the whole world to see.how will they handle it?

🏒 What am i supposed to do? | 1.5k

Shane's entire icloud storage gets leaked and all of his photos and text messages are out for everyone to see

🏒 Leaked | 1.5k

What if their phones got stolen during the Boston-Montreal game in 2013 and the messages leaked?

🏒 perfect plan | 2.1k

🔒 Ilya's camera roll gets hacked.

🏒 Hacked | 2.1k

Heated Rivalry AU where the relationship reveal happens because David Hollander's phone gets hacked and approximately 5,000 pictures and videos of Shane and Ilya being cute (both together and individually) get dumped onto the internet.

🏒 The Call Is Coming from Inside the House | 2.6k

The messages were never meant to leave the chat. When they do, they expose the racism and homophobia festering inside the Montreal locker room, directed at their own captain. In the wake of leaked texts and public speculation, Shane Hollander chooses to go on record. Not to defend his relationship. Not to protect his reputation. But to set the timeline straight

🏒 if i fell, would you catch me? | 3.2k

Ilya's phone is hacked. Pictures of him and Shane and their life are leaked. Ilya can't believe he's hurt the man he loves, and Shane hates to see the man he loves hurting.

🏒 now we're in a freak storm every other weekend | 3.2k

 Some of Ilya's camera roll gets leaked in an iCloud hack. The internet reacts.

🏒 You’re an Angel, I’m a Dog | 3.3k

In which Ilya’s phone gets hacked and his photo album detailing his and shane’s relationship is leaked to the world. Shane doesn’t understand at first why he would have kept all the photos—the evidence, but he learns to understand.

🏒 Lessons in Two-Factor Authentication | 3.5k

Ilya Rozanov's gmail gets hacked in February 2021. To everyone's surprise, they find zero sex tapes, one Shane Hollander-shaped grocery list, and one list of travel notes.

🏒 What am i supposed to do? | 4.2k

Shane's entire icloud storage gets leaked and all of his photos and text messages are out for everyone to see

🏒 Boston Buddies | 5.8k

When Ilya's phone is hacked and all of his private texts are leaked, Shane Hollander is grateful for insisting that he and Ilya delete their texts each day. What he did not expect, though, was to find out that Ilya and Cliff Marlow were having sex throughout Ilya's time in Boston... and maybe still are.

🏒 Let The Record Show | 6.2k

As friends and family close ranks around Shane and Ilya, the rest of the world starts catching up. The interview spreads, the leaked messages refuse to die quietly, and Montreal finds itself losing control of the story one reaction at a time

🏒 #FREELILY (shane hollander vs hockeytwitter) | 6.5k

bro if I had a nickel every time shane hollander was cancelled online because his weird ass texts with lily were leaked i’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

🏒 I'll be Jane | 7.1k

After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

🏒 The leaked Rozanov chat | 7.8k

Ilya kept the messages, he archived them and saved them to his drive - the old ones. And then he gets hacked and his messages with Jane - from the very beginning until that summer at the cottage - are suddenly out there for everyone to see.

🏒 Shane Hollander is a (checks leaked texts) freak | 8.1k

Shane Hollander's sexts and sappy texts with Lily get leaked, twitter reacts

🏒 Nothing there...right?! | 8.1k

After a major hack exposing athletes for many (stupid/dumb/terrible) things, Ilya Rozanov's messages are laid bare for the world to see. Luckily for him and Shane, Shane is very paranoid (though can you still call it paranoia when the doomscenario you were preparing for actually happens), and Ilya has (very dutifully) deleted every text between them. So there shouldn't be anything to expose...right?!

🏒 Leaked messages are getting us in trouble | 8.1k

Shane and Ilya's text get leaked, luckily they deleted anything incriminating and now they're outed as friends.

🏒 inching across the great divide | 9.8k

Someone has hacked Ilya's iCloud account. Ten years of text messages have been published for the whole world to see.

🏒 #janegate | 10.5k

the internet reacts to leaked messages between Ilya Rozanov and the mysterious Jane

🏒 wishing you the best (in the worst way) | 12.1k

In which the Voyageurs’ secret homophobic group chat leaks, Shane decides it might be time to tell the world how long he’s been seeing Ilya, and said world loses their shit.

🏒 and i spit out the seeds | 24.2k

A video of Shane sucking Ilya’s dick is leaked. Over the next twenty-four hours, Ilya goes on an odyssey.

🏒 when the world sees (we run toward each other) | 26.8k

One security camera. One leaked video. One choice that changes everything.

🏒 something you can fix | 26.8k

Shane’s conversation with Rose is secretly recorded. Months later, after the All-Star game and Ilya’s confession in Russian, the video gets leaked online. Shane is outed to the world while Ilya is in Russia, and must now finish the 2016-2017 season with the entire world in on his secret.

🏒 When It All Melts Down | 143k

Shane was finally starting to get through all the trauma of the last few years when he's hit with something new: Rose's phone is hacked and intimate details of his sex life--and his autism diagnosis--are revealed. Somehow it's worse than the last leak when he was outed, and he ends up in the ER. Things get worse from there. A lot worse.

🏒 Haydenov Phone Swap Series

Hayden and Ilya accidentally swap phones with each other

🏒 Snapping Birch | WIP

uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do

🏒 # DontYouDareFuckingFreeMe | WIP

My take on the 'their text leak and now everybody thinks that Shane is an abusive bastard' premise. Featuring Ilya giving a presser, Marly realizing in real time who 'Jane' is and the internet reacting to the craziness.

🏒 Jet lag | WIP

Shane and Ilya think two weeks at the cottage is the perfect time to switch off from the world, the internet has other plans. Shane's paranoia may have just paid off.

If you have any suggestions, feel free to add (:

Just making use of my free will

Those are Expert Systems, tuned to do exactly one thing. If you (say) ask a medical expert system a question about financial law, it's useless. The autopilot that flies a 787 has no idea how to drive a truck on the freeway. A Coulter Counter is excellent at identifying lymphocytes in a blood sample but can't predict the next card in a blackjack game.

And so on.

The problem with so-called generalized AI (AGI) is that we don't have that yet. It doesn't exist. It MIGHT some day, but AGI has been "10 years away" since the 1980s. The goals keep moving as we learn more about how people and machines process data.

But the current crop of AI techbros have been selling generative Large Language Model AI (LLM) as AGI because generative systems do a good job of faking it. There's no actual thought going on, merely the illusion of thought via predicting the next word in a sentence accurately.

If you let a human toddler listen to 800 hours of YouTube car influencer videos, that toddler might end up sounding like a car influencer. They'd parrot horsepower numbers and 0 to 60 times, mention EV range and MSRP numbers.

But they wouldn't understand any of it.

That's ChatGPT.

And yeah, it's worse than useless because it doesn't even know when it's lying or hallucinating. It just babbles convincingly until you stop it.

But for techbros to make money selling that as "AI"? It's the perfect scam, especially if you don't understand how it works.

Yes ofc! Thank you for being very civil about it :) also I totally understand your reaction, I was also very iffy about it at the start.

Under a cut because it got pretty long :)

similarly, i love that ilya never teases or laughs at shane when he misses obvious conversational cues (re: ilya asking shane four times in florida if he is still seeing rose). he obviously finds it endearing mostly but even when he starts to get frustrated and just asks outright he never makes shane feel lesser or aware of his misstep. he’s endlessly patient with it

you know cortisol, sometimes referred to as “the stress hormone”? do you know what it’s called when you have very low levels of it?

Shane comes out of the closet sometime after Scott does, and in some random, lighthearted interview, they ask him what he's looking for in a man. And Shane's just, off-hand like, "Well, he'd have to have at least one Stanley Cup. Obviously." And when he gets a good reaction from that, he keeps going, like "Needs to be amazing at hockey. Definitely needs to be at least an All-Star, if not a captain. Hot too. If he can't bench-press me, I'm not interested."

It's rude. You're making someone take their time to read something you couldn't bother to write. You're telling them they were so unimportant you couldn't be bothered to actually take the time to say something yourself. And frankly, you're lying about it while you're at it.