Oh, word?

I just saw the world's freshest baby in Panera bread. Like that thing was JUST out of the oven. I've heard of being wet behind the ears but this baby was wet behind the everything. It was still damp.

they should make a vegetabl that can grope your ass and cum inside of you and get you pregant except oh wait roasted broccoli already EXISTS 🖕

screw bedtime 😈😈 tonight we are staying up until 9pm

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

can’t believe wednesday keeps happening they haven’t cancelled it yet

Sparkle on

it’s not easy but i’ll try for you brother

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

a lot of people were krilled

My tummy hurts, no doubt because of my many sins and transgressions

It’s actually so misogynistic to assume hetero Jessica doesn’t also jerk it to twinks in panties

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

they're throwing tomatoes at me but my insatiable appetite coupled with my quick reflexes and wet throat i just keep swallowing them whole #ineffective