Nada ★

prince philip is 99 what the fuck for

#this entire movie is gaby sticking her leg out and tripping illya while making full eye contact #and him falling for it every time #it’s great (via shadowsbroker)

#the way he drops his binoculars in that last gif = a+ physical comedy#i am truly sad that this movie did not spawn a series#the man from u.n.c.l.e.

when will a husband and wife who are widely rumored to be vampires invite me up to their once-gorgeous mansion which has fallen into some disrepair and then serve a beautiful meal that they barely pick at, sipping from glasses of dry red wine instead as they take turns complimenting me borderline-salaciously while shooting each other conspiratorial looks that i don’t know how to interpret before one of them insists that it’s getting far too late for me to be going back home alone and now i simply must spend the night…..

in case the implied ending wasn’t clear enough: and then i get railed.

You have no idea how long I’ve been looking for this post

My dad’s funeral was funnier than friends

you all have permission to laugh at this it’s okay

how the fuck do you even BEGIN to code this

have you considered fucking off with that particular brand of witchery