~Everything's Peachy~

making up characters is so fun because you can be like “this is johnson he came from my mind” and all your friends will go “yippe!!! horray!!! we love johnson!!!”

trying to be a writer is so scary. like what if I’m actually a Wronger

(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

that last teapot is like witnessing an eternal and important truth

I just watched this with the sound on and i really recommend it because the utter silence of the last teapot is both perfectly predictable and totally remarkable.

I saw this video (or another very similar to it) years ago, and it’s genuinely stuck with me.

other drivers will see your safe distance from the vehicle in front of you and go "is for me? 🥺" and then proceed to not use their turn signal before swerving into your lane

in order to catch a break you have to think like a break