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I love the way the woman's face goes from, "This is a little weird and probably a prank, but I'll play along," to "Wait, am I making music here?" to "Fuck yeah, I'm making music here!"

executive dysfunction is literally like. ive had a random dollar on my floor for two weeks and i dont know when ill fit it in my schedule to pick it up. people dont realize this

Don't know how many times I've showed a non-Tumblr person a Tumblr post and had the whole thing derail because the poor soul actually read someone's user name.

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

THEY FOUND THE SEED IN A FROZEN SQUIRREL

everyday i wake up and i go “god i’m so tired. i can’t do this anymore.” and then i get up and i continue to do it

life is just a series of making mistakes and learning from those mistakes and the best part is you'll be forgiven and loved anyways

the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

extremely unsexy of adhd to make me both very annoying and very sensitive to the concept of being perceived as annoying

"when people ask how you're doing, they don't really care." most of them do, actually, the amount they care is just directly proportional to how well they know you. you're just mad you can't be the main character of the Twice Daily.

if i am doing shitty and the check out girl asks me, "how are you?" i will say,"man, i've been better." we are strangers to each other. she doesn't need to know my whole life story. she doesn't need to know about my credit score and my hemorrhoids or my uncle in the hospital. she just needs enough to respond "been there, buddy. hey, at least the day is almost over?" and then we part ways. i have been on both sides of thousands of exchanges like this, the only one making you do a little song and dance is you, my friend

if i was sisyphus id eat a bit of dirt off the slope every time on my way up until the slope is no longer steep enough for the boulder to roll down. it would be end of suffering in 47 days

if i was atlas id shake the sky up and down to make the laminated wobble sound worldwide every day and piss zeus off enough to kill me or himself

no idea how id cope being prometheus. he died so we can light joints i wish him the best

cuddling isn't enough, i want to absorb you

i love you. you made a mistake? i dont care i love you. you made a wrong choice? love you. you don’t think you’re good for anything? guess what you’re good for loving i love you

i was 15 when i made this post and i’m 25 now, and still seeing people reblog and tag this with things about their lovers or their friends or characters or themselves or that they really needed this today. i dunno it just feels really special to me. thank you, keep loving each other, i still love you.

Cow Obama: uhhhh let me be stear

Sheep Obama: uhhhh let me be shear

Buck Obama: uhhhh let me be deer

Bear Obama: uhhhh let me be fear

Hunter-Gatherer Obama: uhhhh let me be spear

Industrial Revolution Obama: uhhh let me be gear

glass obama: uhhh let me be clear

​really close up obama: uhhh let me be near

overjoyed obama: uhhh let me be cheer

prophetic obama: uhhh let me be seer

serval obama: uhhh let me be ear

365 day obama: uhhh let me be year

gay obama: uhhh let me be queer