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if i didn't know what day it was today, i wouldn't know what day it was today

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

Reminder that this is how tall the twin towers would have been by 2024 if they hadnt been destroyed in 2001.

I love his stated intention behind these projects, ‘Confuse historians’.