Surviving the Homestead

Legit dying with you. Have a fan under my desk blowing into my groin (ha! I know) to help keep me cool.

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

I went to the local aviary today and they had some really mean things to say about owls.

And owls are absolutely lovely beasts with their own irreplaceable validity. but they are basically stuffed with polyester fiberfill. They have one button, like a child's toy dinosaur that opens and closes its mouth when you press the back of its head. And it isn't even a sophisticated electronic button it's just a lever that rocks back and forth to make the claws open and close. I think they may have actually evolved independently from sponges. Their skulls simply exist to create holes that funnel sound and light, and as a place to hang a giant hinged beak. An owl is just an empty tube like a windchime that the wind whistles through, and you can drop meat down it. They use the meat to generate feathers, and then emit the bones in pressed little packages like those machines that flatten a penny and stamp it with the logo of a theme park. I think that's the gist of it - most birds are electronics of varying levels of sophistication, but owls are just a system of levers and pulleys. No elevator music in those skulls, just the wind echoing through empty caverns of slightly irritating design. Absolutely fantastic.

So deeply moved by this puppy eating raspberries I had to make it a gif I felt compelled

Garlic harvest is in!

They are all large heads with about 5 cloves!! Whoo! Garlic for eating and planting!!

Several years ago I drew the front of this horse, and now, for secret reasons of my own, I have drawn the rest of its rear~

there are some adjustments I need to make for tension, but I'd like to make the next version into a header band for a warp-weighted loom so I can try weaving the whole pot, including telemachus and penelope.

also if anyone wants to knit the heddles for me, please be my guest. the last time I tied on heddles, I put the bar in the wrong place and had to redo the whole thing.

either way, this is going to take me the full three years of penelope's stratagem, or perhaps the entire twenty years of odysseus's absence, primarily because clearing the sheds takes a monumental effort each time with this double-weave setup (which I'm not even sure is how it's supposed to be done, I kind of set it up based on vibes and what I thought made sense from floor loom setups).

*chants* new project new project NEW PROJECT

Oooh these are gonna look cool!

2 down!

4!

All 6 embroidered. Now I need to make the hanger parts

From a cat who flew away if she even thought she was being perceived to watching me walk past like a foot away.🥹

*chants* new project new project NEW PROJECT

Oooh these are gonna look cool!

2 down!

4!