Since you're gone.

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

I’m just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like ‘YESSS!!! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!’

so I got inspired… and had to make a comic….

*wipes away a single tear* Yes.

Miss Congeniality, but with The Rock instead of Sandra Bullock

Time to get spoopy

i think the ideal relationship is a poly one with a werewolf, orc, and a vampire that way the vampire keeps you cold during the summer and the werewolf hot during the winter and the orc just cums in you daily

Why can't they all cum in you daily tho...

it takes the orc a long time don't be greedy

WHAT DID PADDINGTON DO?!?!??!? MY MAN IS INNOCENT AND I LOVE THAT BEAR

Could somebody explain this animal?

That's Madigliana the cat. She's fluffy but she's tough.