Stay-at-home Princess

you ‘found God’? where? put Him the fuck back RIGHT NOW.

Happy Pride

i am both big dawg & baby girl

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

The thing about sewing machines is that while the machine is working properly, it's way faster and easier than hand sewing but the second it runs into a mechanical problem, you could have hand sewn the whole thing in the time it took you to fix it with none of the aggravation

i feel like monogamy doesn’t work for a lot of people but not everyone wants to accept polyamory as a solution

Never in my life would i think that they’d upload a video where phils ass gets squeezed repeatedly

And THAT wasn’t deemed too inappropriate for YouTube?!?

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

If only some people in my life would get this.

"on god's green earth" is way too fun to say even when you don't believe in god and know most of it is blue, actually

I think no one should be allowed to drive on the road except for me.