them b o y s

wheres the meat 

…..🌭

i want to go to the baby horse party

i was more relieved to find out it was a party for a horse honestly

how many hands you got

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

that’s still four people

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

omfg

slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™

this is a carwash for people

I hear if you turn them all on at once you can use the water pressure to glitch past the boss room

You fucker

I can’t see him but I just feel his energy

I can feel the aura and I know exactly who it is you ass

This is 1000x more terrifying than any dream I will ever encounter.

hey can you imagine working on a 90s cartoon now considered a classic and youre like “lets sneak in a dirty joke,itll be really funny,trust me” and then like 20 yrs later you see the same joke screenshoted on 5 different sites with worse and worse quality and captions saying “CHILDHOOD RUINED!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

ruinedchildhood is going to kill you if they find out youre vagueing them

id rather die standing up than live kneeling

How can some stupid joke have such a fucking powerful message its pissing me off

This is the package frog, reblog for the package youve been waiting for to arrive

Tis the season to bring this back

This is the most amazing video I have ever seen it’s amazing

Send help I’ve been laughing for 15 minutes the internet killed my sense of humor

I was expecting exactly that and was not disappointed

You know what strength is? Forgiving a person who wasn’t even sorry.

not to be dramatic but i would literally rather die