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Thanks to @marshmallowbeeart to lending Ramona to the Aphrodisiac prompt of @the-midsummer-masquerade :3c If you’d like your apprentice to be included in my masquerade rampage, send me a PM! ❤️

Princess: an effeminate and relatively youthful male homosexual or lesbian (1931-4)

Daffodil: effeminate young man (1925)

To throw a fuck into: to have sex with (1919)

Top sergeant: a masculine lesbian (1939) [‘she takes command of the girls’ privates’]

Lily: penis (1919)

Wolf: sexually aggressive man (1847); a homosexual top (1918)

Soul kiss: a deep kiss, involving putting one’s tongue into one’s partner’s mouth (1907)

Tom: a lesbian (1909); [in 'old tom'] prostitute catering to lesbians (1966)

Church mouse: a male homosexual who frequents crowded churches in order to fondle any potential sex partners. (1941)

Discover one's gender: to accept or acknowledge one’s homosexuality (1941) / Lose one's gender: To return to living as a heterosexual

Minty: a masculine lesbian (1941)

Also a lot of early 20th century vulgarity is recorded in Letter from My Father, which is a collection of letters published by a man who's dad was, in short, a major slut and human disaster who wrote about his sex life for his son. It's insane. You can find copies of it online & it's a wild fucking read (literally!) and I think a really interesting look at the life of a person who goes against our stereotypes of what people in the past were "supposed" to be like.

note for writers: these are dated to the first time they were recorded, not necessarily to their first use. I imagine for many of these, they came about naturally through spoken language before they were written down anywhere. This is especially true of more underground slang because it's probably being recorded (in ways we still have) the least. So if you wanna use a term but it's a little off date-wise, give yourself some wiggle room.

also gonna take this moment to highlight two more i found recently:

Best boy: a sweetheart, a boyfriend, a husband. (1893) [w the obvious equivalent term 'best girl']

Honeydripper or honeydrips: a sexual partner (1917)

The Midsummer Masquerade is Vesuvia's worst kept secret - yet only a handpicked selection will receive an invitation to the most indulgent and decedent event of the year. Your OCs have managed to secure an invitation... and for good reason. Perhaps they'll be willing to share a taste of what's to come... This is an 18+ only event. Minors DNI

We may still be two weeks away from the official start of our event, but we wanted to have a bit of early pre-show fun! We would like to call all willing participants to please introduce any and all OCs before submitting your official event content!

You can introduce your OCs with as much or as little information as you'd like to share, and in any medium, fic, art, moodboard, etc.. But please keep it event-focused, and remember that this event takes place in a nebulous, non-canon timeline, so don't feel locked into the events of the game or even your OCs backstory!

To make your Introductory post, you can either—

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We will be reblogging all MM OC intro posts over the next two weeks to this blog so everyone will get a chance to learn more about the OCs that will be in attendance and featured during the event. Please tag us @midsummer-masquerade and use the hashtag #avesuvianmasquerade to be featured. Remember: Day 1 of the event starts June 21st!

We cannot wait to meet our guests and see what you have in store for us~

My dear apprentice, Ramona.

Zayne x MC x Caleb / SnowAppleMC

Tags & CWs: threesome w/ snowapple action, dvp, MC is a free use toy, ball gag, aftercare, Dom Zayne, Dom Caleb, sub MC

Author's note: I've been wanting to try being a bit more spontaneous with my writing and try writing shorter things - so here we are! Wrote this during my work hours with minimal editing and just tried to go with the flow rather than overthinking and feeling the need to constantly explain every position and action in detail. Please enjoy a little tumblr exclusive!

You’ve been a brat all day and they’ve got your arms tied up, gag in your mouth, taking turns to use your worn out little cunt as much as they want.

They talk casually, like you’re just a thing for them to use.

She feels extra tight today.

She’s leaking all over the sheets.

She always get so messy when she’s ovulating.

They haven’t let you come, a toy doesn’t come, they said when you’d complained, leading them to strap the ball gag to your mouth.

You’re jostled around between the two of them, one slides out and you’re only empty for a second before the other fills you back up again. When they’re not inside you they’re stroking themselves as they watch.

They don’t give you time to think. First you’re on your back, Caleb pinning your legs to your chest whilst Zayne’s holding you hands at the headboard. Then all of a sudden you’re flipped to your front, face pushed into the mattress as Zayne fucks you hard and deep and Caleb’s smearing his precum over your cheek as you look up at him with teary eyes.

The only time they give you a break is so they can kiss and touch each other. But it’s still torture for you because as you watch them grind up against each other, cocks rubbing back and forth, precum mixing and making a slippery mess, you want to be on your knees licking them. You want them to press their two lengths into your mouth, stretching your lips wide open around them.

But they don’t let you. Instead they spend time stretching your tight pussy before squeezing themselves inside you. Zayne underneath and Caleb behind.

Their two cocks bully their way into your cunt, and you’re whining around the gag but they don’t care, they’re too busy chasing their own pleasure, kissing each other over your shoulder while you’re crushed in the middle, just a toy for them to use and, fuck, do you find that hot.

They move in tandem inside you, you’re never left empty as when one retreats the other slips in. Their moans fill your ears, hands are everywhere, squeezing and groping every inch of your flesh.

But still they barely acknowledge you.

They murmur filthy words to each other about how good their cocks feel rutting into you.

Love it when she squeezes around us.

I can feel you throbbing against me.

We should use her like this more often.

And it only drives you more insane.

How they fuck you and use you like a fleshlight. Just a hole for them to pound into and fill over and over again.

Perfect little pussy, made just for us.

When it’s obedient, that is.

You’re drooling down the side of your face, completely fucked into submission and you can’t think of anywhere else you’d rather be.

Zayne comes inside you with a grunt, warmth flooding your cunt and covering the other cock still buried inside. And he’s barely finished filling you up before he’s sliding out and Caleb’s pushing in even deeper right after. He fucks Zayne’s cum into you, the obscene squelching and slapping from the mess seems so loud and you cringe. But Caleb just fucks into you harder, pushing on your back to press you into Zayne, until he eventually releases with a long groan. His cum overflows from your cunt, mixing with Zayne’s.

They manhandle you, moving you off of Zayne to lie on your back before forcing your thighs wide apart. Caleb pries your swollen folds apart with two fingers, putting your overused hole on full display for them.

You feel their eyes boring into your abused little cunt.

Push it out. Let us see.

You bear down and feel yourself empty gradually. But not for long.

Two sets of fingers push their cum back in every time it dribbles out. Only now do they allow you to come over their probing fingers that rub incessantly at your g-spot. Someone’s mouth is sucking on your clit, another on your nipple, and you fall over the edge with a scream around your gag.

Your walls pulse again and again. Spurts of your juices coat their forearms.

Cum drools from your hole down to the bed when their fingers finally slip from your pussy.

Caleb pats your sensitive folds.

Good girl.

It’s like he’s petting a dog for behaving well. You’re not sure if he’s talking to you or specifically your cunt.

The rope is removed from your wrists and gentle kisses placed across the marks left behind.

They clean you lovingly, praise whispered in your ears, reaffirming words of adoration uttered as you drift off to sleep.

Might have made this because I needed to learn how to draw his little ‘mildly pissed off’ expression. 😭

Request for @rawliverandgoronspice 2 - B3 - Ganondorf (whichever)

As i roar into the sunset you have to swerve* to avoid the small flotilla of hacked Towyota devices trailing behind me

Now, shall we go or do you have any other chaos you need to unleash here? | Baldur's Gate 3 (2023)

Bonus Astarion disapproves: