this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

you shouldnt have to pay for the dentist. the dentist should pay me for satsifying their weird fetish

christian youth pastor voice you know who else was cross faded

We Are the Daughters of the Microbes Who Could Survive in an Oxygen-rich Atmosphere

dr jerkoff and mr high