Linh

the phrase "this machine kills fascists" has gone through enough layers of meaning that I think it's come all the way back around to where the funniest thing you could put it on would be a gun

Tchaikovsky at the cannon store:

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

June 1st is TOMORROW. It means that GAY PEOPLE will exist, but only for ONE MONTH. Do not forget to buy your tickets to see them NOW, or else you will have to wait AN ENTIRE YEAR to be able to meet them AGAIN.

I wanna thank Matt Dinniman for writing Carl as such a good, good man. Yes I had to double it, that's how good he is. It is such a breath of fresh air.

So what I’m hearing is, the enemy is capitalism

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

THIS IS EVERYTHING TO ME

i’m just tryna have a nice time despite knowing facts and information