don't like auto-flush toilets. like excuse me I'll tell you when to swallow

and yet he's still trapped. what did he gain

His dignity

shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN

if you follow me thanks *restores your hp*

im grilling absolute cheese

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

hey how come that furry in the diaper looks a lot like OP’s icon

Something I found hilarious the other day was seeing one of those “I bought this before Elon Musk went insane” bumper stickers, except it wasn’t on a Tesla. It was on the most beat up 20+ year old Toyota Corolla I’ve ever seen that was missing three hubcaps and had no less than seven different dents in the rear bumper. yeah I do not doubt that you bought that one before musk went insane