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have you guys ever seen a hummingbird in its nest

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I think itās really important to talk about how different people have different power fantasies.
For example:
For some people, the idea of someone redeeming a villain is a power fantasy.
For other people, the idea of a villain being defeated is a power fantasy.
And for other people, the idea of a character owning their villainy is a power fantasy.
I would argue a lot of fandom conflicts re: villains come from people being unable to see that their fantasies, which put them in control of a narrative (and all three of these are designed to give the author or reader control of the narrative in different ways) are someone elseās horror stories.
ā¦.this explains SO MUCH.
wow I hadnāt done a pattern in a hundred yearsĀ
my cat, walking on me for cuddles, putting all her weight in one tiny paw: big steppy !!
me as she pressure points my throat:

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my cat, walking on me for cuddles, putting all her weight in one tiny paw: big steppy !!
me as she pressure points my throat:
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Winter sore throat āteaā- In a jar combine lemon slices, organic honey and sliced ginger. Close jar and put it in the fridge, it will form into a ājellyā. To serve- spoon jelly into mug and pour boiling water over it. Store in fridge 2-3 months.
Reblogging this in case any of you little jelly beans get sick (ā”āæā”āæ)
Super useful for this coming winter!
This is one of the view natural cures that Iāve seen on tumblr I can actually say makes sense.Ā
Now that the seasons are changing and my body likes to act headass
stay healthy babes!
Wrapping up this Bobcat skull for mystery boxes. His worn tooth is a really great opportunity to talk about this.
When we talk about first world problems we usually think about something trivial, but the changes in diet that lead to changes in anatomy are some real first world problems. Other places to see my posts: INSTAGRAM / FACEBOOK / ETSY / KICKSTARTER
My teeth are pushing into each other because I donāt eat enough FUCKING JERKY, are you SHITTING ME.Ā

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Not to brag or anything, but my grandma sent me a fucking boar skull for Christmas.
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ALWAYS REBLOG WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS PLEASE; ITS SO MUCH MORE THAN IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE. IT MEANS EVERYTHING TO SOMEBODY AND EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT SEE THIS IN THE SAME LIGHT, SOMEONE MIGHT. INFACT YOU REBLOGGING THIS COULD STOP SOMEONE TAKING THEIR LIFE TONIGHT.
Seriously thank you.
I will always reblog this.
some people on insta said i should post my workout routine since i mentioned how im so happy with the results, so hereās my little workout guide for my fellow trans folk! I focused on getting a more masculine body because obviously thatās what I want. Iām so happy with the results, this workout is saving my fucking life!!!! I canāt get on T soon so this has really been keeping my dysphoria in check. I barely get body dysphoria, i love how my clothes looks on me, i love feeling confident for once in my life!!! HOWEVER Donāt go overboard with working out my friends. Do not work out in a binder, you MUST take days off to let your muscles heal, and you CANāT starve yourself! Fitness is all about health and diet! Take care of yourself. This is also MY workout routine, you may not get the same results as I have! Every body is different.Ā
EDIT: ahh I really didnāt expect this thing to blow upā¦.A few people have brought it to my attention that some of the nutrition here could be wrong/not work for everyone. I apologize if I caused any harm. I think I stressed enough that you shouldnāt starve yourself to lose weight. Thatās very dangerous, and if youāre prone to such habits I suggest donāt count calories, etc, and just make sure your diet is very nutritious. I just provided a way to lose weight that my doctor told me about. You donāt need to lose weight if you donāt want to. Obviously if youāre already thin thereās no need to make a goal to lose weight; thatās dangerous. Also, some of this may or may not be helpful depending on your body type. I was underweight before working out so I have no idea how it would affect someone overweight! Please donāt hold this post to such a high standard; this was just my own routine and things I do to stay in shape, I obviously canāt cater to everyone. I literally didnāt expect this post to blow up like it did, this was literally just for a few people. Sorry for any harm it caused!
So this seems dumbā¦and it isā¦but itās dumb with a purpose. I can almost guarantee you the exact line of reasoning that gets NASA engineers to 100.
Ok, first of all assume the worst and assume she needs the max amount of tampons possible for all days. Now lets count it up.
7 days? Better be safe and make it 10.
3 tampons a day at worst? Better be safe and make it 5.
So that gives us 50 tampons. Ok. Double it.
And thatās how you get 100.
Itās ridiculous, but NASA has a culture ofĀ āoverengineer absolutely everything to do with human safety, and then design around itā which is actually pretty cool.
Listen, I know this gets made fun of so much, but like I am a woman who has periods and I have absolutely no idea how many tampons a woman requires in a week. I use primarily pads. But these men, at the least, ASKED her instead of making unfounded assumptions.
Which would you rather be:
A. The NASA Director Who Sent Too Many?
B. The NASA Director Who Didnāt Send Enough?

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underwater temple, underwater monk
underwater rhymes and underwater funk
he sleeps in the sea in an underwater bunk
with mirrors all around him hes an underwater hunk
heās got underwater junk in his underwater trunk
on the basketball court he does a nautical dunk
heās got a little stash of underwater skunk
underwater temple, underwater monk
Sick rhymes
HOLY COW! SOMEONE MADE THIS A SONG!!šāØ
this song slaps harder than anything iāve heard in the past decade
Bad: aliens that insist upon referring to human women as āfeeeeemalesā.
Good: aliens that insist upon dividing humans into binary categories, but the binary in question is based on something weād regard as trivial and bizarre.
pro cilantro and anti cilantro
Just to screw with us they refer to have designated half the population asĀ āedibleā and the other half isĀ āinedible.ā
No intention of eating anyone, they just like how uncomfortable it makes everyone.
Even better: the aliens all agree on who is edible and who is inedible, but the humans have no idea what the criteria is
Even better: there is no criteria, the Aliens just keep a running list of whenever one member designated a human as edible or not. People are baffled because the selection appears random yet all the aliens are up to date, so there must be SOMETHJNG
I love this because it implies the aliens possess either (1) a universal hive mind or (2) an intergalactic group chat dedicated to fucking with humanityĀ
āHey guys Steve Johnson just laughed at my antennae heās edible ok?ā
āYum yum Steve ribsā
cool cool cool but some people - definitely the younger generations - would for sure take offense if they werenāt deemed edible
like āyou wanna eat steve but not me? what the fuck did I doā
are you trying to tell me iām not a snack?