I SOLVED YOUR LABYRINTH PUZZLE MASTER

I open Daemons of the Shadow Realm. I learn that the male protagonist is shorter than his sister because of lacking nutrients. I check off "milk propaganda" on my checklist.

eating is better than not eating. takeaway for the third day in a row? reheated leftovers? sandwiches for dinner? who cares! eating is better than not eating! obviously it's best if you can be eating balanced and filling meals regularly, but it's more important that you survive than that everything you eat is perfectly healthy. if you only had a slice of bread for lunch, you still ate something. you need food to stay alive. well done. eating is better than not eating.

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

dont do this

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

do not do this.

Rip to y'all, but I'm built different. Trying this tonight

Oh that is a... fascinating smell

Don't do this

Alright now I’m curious

Don't do this

Roko's Basilisk is bullshit but I entirely believe in this specific infohazard

I love how Tumblr can agree on absolutely nothing except that you should not do this

If I was a knight would you let me swear oaths to you be honest

Pleaaase bro just let me be your blade

You may think it cruel but when a white witch pisses me off I go through her etsy listings for native bird feathers and forward it to fish and wildlife services

Sweats in Salem witch descendant

Keep sweating girl the game wardens on his way

(english butler voice) Will you be making an attempt on your life this evening, sir?

the fact that helen of troy is a mother is soooo crazy to me bc no one ever ever ever looks at her like that. they will give her every other title except mother. what if she’s not the face that launched a thousand ships or menelaus’ wife or paris’ lover or aphrodite’s pawn or the traitor or the downfall or the most beautiful woman in the world what if she is just a girl’s mom sometimes. does anyone remember??? she has a little girl. she used to rock her to sleep

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF