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new ask game what do you think is wrong with me for real

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Pride flag color palette illustration for january on Kofi
Request: “hi! can you do a trans flag theme with 2 rabbits holding hands and frolicking? it'd be cool if they also had piercings”
My gf: outside mowing the lawn
Me: indoors teaching the cat to be a gamer
they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary
australian sour patch kids have gluten in them i am truly at my fucking limit im crashing out im waging war against wheat idgaf anymore
oh is that one of those things where ableist companies put in traces of common allergens so they can just avoid the cost of making it safe
WHAT
A trend we predicted in 2016 continues.
US based but it’s similar reasons in other countries. and of course many companies have international locations. idk if that’s why it’s happening with sour patch kids but this is a thing
I cannot even explain how ANGRY I am at this.
My nephew is very allergic to eggs, peanuts, tree nuts, and sesame. Last year my sister discovered all hot dogs and hamburger buns now contain sesame. Not "may contain", but listed in the ingredients. This year basically every brand of sliced bread also now contains sesame, making it very difficult to find bread items he can eat.
They're just adding it to their products, so they can just list it as an ingredient and not bother with worrying about cross contamination. And they aren't even bothering with telling anyone. Capitalism is going to kill us all.
"Which brings us back to Kellogg’s. Back in 2016, the company found a way around the added burden and expense of complying with the FSMA: they simply began adding trace amounts of peanut flour to their cracker products. Doing so allowed them to list peanuts as an ingredient of the product, freeing them from having to prevent cross-contact.
At the time, Kellogg’s notified Food Allergy Research and Education (FARE) about the impending change and left it to them to warn the allergic community. In this case, Pearson’s didn’t even bother as near as we can tell."

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what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why
Hey whoa hi. Hello. I am looking directly into your ear canal. What do you mean you drank a tube of virus concentrate.
So, I was working in a lab, right? My job in the lab was preparing a pure, concentrated enough sample of virus. This is tricky since, y'know, viruses require hosts to replicate, but you then need to get the host cells (and the pieces of the host cells that died!) out of the sample while still keeping the viruses. Once I'd finished and the samples had been sent to the database for analysis as well as a second one sent to be frozen for future reference, there was still some left over that needed to be disposed of.
I, knowing that this was a once in a lifetime opportunity, waited carefully for the lab director to be deep in conversation with someone else on the other side of the laboratory. And then I took my chance.
Test tubes, as it turns out, are really bad as shot glasses. Their shape turns any liquid inside into a stream, so you really can't knock it back quickly - it takes a couple seconds. Additionally, the best way I can describe the taste of virus concentrate was "sterile rot". A very unique kind of bad! Made worse by the test tube's inefficiency as a shot glass.
(by the way we were studying bacteriophages, not animal viruses. these viruses are too specialized on attacking prokaryotes to even recognize our cells as targets at all, according to studies.)
(but also like. if the viruses managed to successfully switch hosts and killed me with a violent infection, itd still be worth it.)
(for science.)
You have a fitting blog title
this post is getting 50k easy
This WOULD be how humanity would go out though tbh
Was so cool that I was able to recognize so many of the random background inverts and fish in the first epi of Sayonara Lara. They really did their research.
Crystal Jellies
Glass Octopus
That random Enigma Seamount Crossota Spp. that hasn't even been named/identified yet
Dumbo Octopus :3
And there's even more like Moon Jellies, Humpback Anglerfish, Parrotfish, Cambered Nautilus, and even a Coelecanth (it's hidden in the background).
Whoever worked on this epi definitely had fun. God I loved it
and also Grace
"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s
crisp glass of water moodboard

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Like a vampire, I also need an explicit invitation before I can enter a new place
once I have a total personality change and get less scared its over for everybody
Links to my free sewing patterns! - big manta ray - smaller manta ray - monster friend (those monsters with horns I’ve been making lately, but without horns) - pie slice - Fred, the Fish of Minimal Effort - tiny cat (aka Jiji) - mini mothman - whale shark/donut whale shark - juggling frog/toad (aka my smallest, simplest frog pattern of the three I’ve made) - large frog - tiny hedgehog - minecraft bee - minecraft zombie - blorbo - Strawberry Hearts quilt pattern - starfish - little octopus - canvas tote (wider than it is tall) - canvas tote (taller than it is wide, more of a grocery bag) - basic bat and ghost - mini mushroom friends - whale - hammerhead shark - simple seal - cartoon flea (the one from Emperor’s New Groove) - little stingray - little alien - mini bee Tutorials: - flannel baby blanket tutorial - onigiri bag tutorial - tomato pattern design walkthrough (how I design the pattern, not a link to the pattern itself) - giant worm tutorial (I don’t know why it’s marked mature? it’s a worm)
Mini bee pattern is added! It’s not what was winning the “what pattern to share next” poll but it did turn out I’d already done like 95% of the work needed to share the pattern like…years ago so I went ahead and shared it since it was easy to do so As always, if the timestamp on this reblog isn’t super recent, it’s worth clicking through to the original post, I’ll update it every time I share another pattern here on tumblr. Also, I keep forgetting, but I do have a ko-fi ! Supporting me on ko-fi is not a requirement to keep me sharing patterns, I will do that regardless, but I promised my mom I’d get better at remembering to share the link lol
quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog
伏見/梅雨の濠川 Fushimi/The River in Rainy Season

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Most of the time, most people will believe at least most of what you say when you tell them about yourself.
This is important to keep in mind if you have a tendency to reflexively put yourself down to others.
If they begin to agree, it may be less a matter of them hating you for some inherent stain on your character that somehow everyone else can see, and more a matter of them simply believing what you told them about yourself.
Refraining from shrinking around others is a skill that takes time and motivation to learn, but it is possible to learn it, and it is an incredibly important survival tool, as well as something that can improve how it feels for you to be in relationship with other people.
Posting this as a reminder to myself, as much as anything tbth!!
reblog if its okay for people to send you $5,000 dollars with no strings attached