looks like october is…. octover

i’m queueing this for next year

Its nowvember

everyone shut up i am rediscovering childhood whimsy (watching old mythbusters episodes)

ah, jamie hyneman, you strange strange man. i’m sure he knew about the titanic movie and he’s pretending he doesn’t for the bit but looking at james cameron and saying “you made a movie about the titanic? why would you do that? we already know how it ends” is so hilarious. peak autism moment. (jamie has said that although he hasn’t been formally diagnosed, he strongly suspects that he’s on the autism spectrum. also, like, look at him lol)

this is the plot to mama mia

You’d be dead. Dead as hell. there would be a small area of blood in the sea to be a little accurate i think.

No but he’d be in the passenger seat

Ya but when he lands in the water it puts out the fire so he’s fine he even said so himself

you would need 300 Gallons of water to put out the fire on the car, which of course the saltwater or damn does effectively. But… he is unconscious and badly hurt from damage and rapid flips/movement that he would drown from water because he is unconscious and probably can’t swim up. So Therefore, he would be dead.

He clearly survived he’s right there

God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

DW I know that one from heart if you need an explanation

Thanks tumblr user i-suggest-vore. I can always count on you for theological literacy wait is there a different reason you like this story

just remembered the other day a teen approached me holding a rapidly melting chunk of ice in his hand and asked if i wanted to buy a "limited edition pet rock"

I have never seen "wtf" so clearly expressed on an animals face

He looks so fucking upset I can't breathe

It’s only fitting that this gets reblogged today

This is the only eagle that deserves reblogging on the 4th

Happy 4th of July Americans. Be like this eagle. Attack fascists.