i belong to the hurricane

if i saw a ring of mushrooms i would simply hop in it and chug the first beverage i see

rip to people who don’t want to be wed to the fairy queen but i’m different

all you bitches have the self confidence of gods to assume you’re gonna wed the queen and not be hunted for sport

These are around the corner from the shop I work at, it’s always funny seeing people occasionally trying out the steps in the sidewalk

That’s adorbs

there are no more panels because i respected his privacy and looked away

Not to be confused with Lawful Chaotic, which is creating as much chaos as possible by following the letter of the law, usually to ridiculous extremes.

civil disobedience vs malicious compliance

im a goth girl on the inside. on the outside? a father figure

-Bruce Wayne

A normal human but his shadow is breakdancing

Concept: coffee shop AU, except it still has all the blood-soaked drama of the source material, it’s just recontextualised to happen in and around a semi-upscale Starbucks knockoff.

my ideal video game would be survival horror that slowly turns into a dating sim because the monsters think im cute

i am a single father and my daughter is going through that demon summoning phase but shes really successful with it and all of these hellish monsters keep showing up in our small rural village, however i am very cute and the monsters all want to kiss me

Took me a while to identify what in the world the other brass was till I realized it wasn’t.

I love this so much

king arthur was supposed to rise when the worlds need was greatest so. wakey wakey! someone knock on his tomb or something

i hate fae rules