Löded Diper Stan

there are some apples that were conceived with hatred inside of them

You can lie when you name things

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

lays a 136 GB egg in your hard drive. and you can't delete it because i'm an endangered species

oh sure blame the guy whose fault it is

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

girl it’s just a 3 day trip, you do not need to bring your terracotta warriors 🙄

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango