!!stop asking me if I want to Smooch a ghost!!!!!!

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

It just shifted to spanking your puppy’s ass, to make them take that thick knot. Like the good little play thing they are.

i don't really think it's like that at all

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

Just realised I follow three different nonbinary people named Maia. The nickels keep rolling in.

Is there a gofundme for the iranian ballistic missile programme

HELLO ! have you thought about Van Gogh’s First Steps today ?

someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

the irony in how much obi wan hated politicians only for his number one most hated in the senate to be a sith lord...... and he can’t even go “I told u so” to anyone bc anakins on the dark side and all the jedi are dead