248 below zero

i'm so proud of bangtan and everything they choose to do 🥺 they don't have to tell us everything and don't owe us any explanations and yet they choose to, every single time, even when they're also clearly hurting 😭 i hope they find all the happiness they very much deserve and i'll be there supporting them every step of the way 🥺

In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.

If Mayonnaise is just eggs and oil, why it creamy?

Because it's also evil

Yup! It’s anything that takes up space, has mass, and is goth.

You meet god

Whole, in one gulp.

Father of the Muffin Boy

Car's haunted

Slam into a priest in a crosswalk going at least forty miles an hour

into the sky, where it turns into stars

priest has to pay for medical bills related to haunted car crashing into him

....Ah

[My Chemical Romance voice]: When I was…. a young boy… my Father… had what he called the bean jar…

who’s putting washing machines in their kitchen

British people, apparently

tag with where you live and where your washing machines reside

women talkig about their cis boyfriends is literally like "hes soo goofy and funny, so well behaved! hes neutered and dewormed and has all his shots and is looking for his forever home"