keep on chooglin’

me actually

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

I can’t sleep, I have to torture myself psychologically

c’mon everybody!!! *runs off excitedly and no one follows me*

gender affirming pointy teeth

it's a well-known secret among time travelers that you can just do whatever you want to genghis khan and it won't affect history at all. just last week i visited late 12th century mongolia to do a Hot Ones-style interview with him and someone had already given him a PBR baseball cap and a steam deck- the butterfly effect has that name for a reason but temüjin's destiny is just so firmly rooted that no amount of interference could possibly change it. dude absolutely kills it at Crypt of the Necrodancer

someone let a truffle hog into the club and it went straight for the dj

dj was a mushrooms 🤦‍♀️