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Sir Julien Davinos, First Knight of Avalir Fuck Castle™.

- they’re Opawz pet specific dyes. Non toxic made specifically for dogs. Once they’re set and rinsed they can groom themselves normally, they pose no danger to her in any way, no fumes, there’s no bleach involved

- my dog is trained with cooperative care skills, the process is not stressful for her, she gets paid heavily for her cooperation and looks forwards to the opportunity to earn extra snacks with the grooming

Like imagine

You're 20 ish, you get Yoinked by what's essentially a crime syndicate, you're not gonna make it outta this

And then your fucking English professor, a guy who gives you money when you do busking and is kinda your sponsor, a military man and William Shakespeare (who's brother was just executed) come and rescue you

We can indeed