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It’s been a while since we’ve had a carcar incident
anyone ever feel like something is terribly wrong but like. the sun is shining and youre not sad and youre probably just tired but its difficult to argue against this feeling that sonething is horribly, fundamentally Wrong somehow. ? Like thats such a useless emotion to have. dont care to be more specific at all? Just an overwhelming sense of vague dread. lovely. everything i ever wanted.
Goddddddd thinking about that narrative moment when something horrible is happening and the character who has been frantically trying to come up with a way to fix it and getting more and more frantic and panicky just—stops. Because. Oh. There’s the solution. They’re not getting out of this alive but like. It’s a solution for everyone else. Okay. Okay.
Why would you do this to me.
and!!!! like!!!! obviously this is delicious when you hit your Self Sacrifice Archetype with it, but honestly I think it's even chewier when you give it to, like. someone with a selfish streak. The one with some arrogance who's maybe not quite a team player. leans more towards loner. Give this moment to the one party member who has been shown to prioritize their own survival over everything else.
And then the eye-of-the-storm realization of "Oh. Huh. I am not making it to the end of the story. but everyone else is going to. Isn't it strange, that I'm not more upset?"

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thought you guys would get a kick out of this one
sequel is out! and now the team principal special, too.
There were barely CRUMBS of lestappen for months and now I'm waterboarded by a bunch of maxsplaining and lecrerifying
I just had a vibe like since singapore that a lestappen podium is possible in texas
Historically, both drivers are quite good on this track (regardless of whatever the ever loving fuck ferrari are doing) so I had high hopes
Lo and behold, my prayers were answered
To be honest I also had a strong vibe that some brocedes type shit of double mclaren dnf were gonna happen and oop-
Should I buy a lottery ticket at this point cause my gut feeling is apparently stronger than max's need to grab charles's waist
vampire consultant terrified of his job because he keeps hearing about stakeholders
no more group chats. we meet once a week from now on and everyone prepares 2 personal stories and 3-5 memes and we sit in a circle and have a Socratic seminar covering these topics

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tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"
Shout out to the guy who wanted to do some fun & silly little reviews but uncovered an illegal gambling operation
(Review 2)
this guy started out poking fun at australian politicians and ended up investigating the firebombing of his own home, during which he uncovered connections between the same politician he was making fun of + major organized crime
JasperDasper started out just curious why everything had suddenly become about trans people and questioning some of the sources used in a book. He came out of it, 4 years later, with a 5 hour long video that connects all transphobia to less than 60 people. (I'm not joking. literally every single transphobic rhetoric and bill passed is because of these 50 or so people.)
If you wanna watch it I cannot recommend it enough; I just warn that it covers a LOT.
I like how there’s a category of careers (cowboy, pirate, spy, princess) that have a very specific historical and political context that they get stripped of for the entertainment of children
Longing prompts
⊹♡ brushing hands together but never holding
⊹♡ lingering looks across crowded rooms
⊹♡ “you’re staring” → “so are you”
⊹♡ hugging a second too long, not wanting to let go
⊹♡ sleeping back-to-back, both awake, both aching
⊹♡ almost kissing, interrupted every time
⊹♡ memorizing each other’s laugh like it’s sacred
⊹♡ “if only things were different” whispered into the night
⊹♡ standing so close their breaths mingle, but not touching
⊹♡ fingers hovering near each other but never intertwining
⊹♡ exchanging gifts that mean more than they admit
⊹♡ “you’re my favorite what-if”
⊹♡ the pause before saying goodbye, hoping for more
⊹♡ cheeks flushed from catching each other’s eyes too often
⊹♡ walking home together, neither wanting the night to end
when ur talking to a new online friend and they say "bloody" for the first time
I have been corrected
I grew up watching classic Doctor Who which means that none of your fancy modern day weasely ass drowned wet ratty men can ever hope to impress me after Vislor Turlough
He's like the Arnold Rimmer prototype, he's like if a queer coded evil vizier had a gayer, incredibly disappointing son, he looks like he's permanently in a state of hoping you don't noticed he used up your toilet paper until he leaves, he looks like the love child of flop sweat and simpering, he looks like he's waiting for everyone else to leave so he can stiff the waitress on the tip, he looks like he jacked off to naked black and white pictures of his youthful great grandma one time and constantly fears someone will bring it up, he looks like he just posted a racial slur on a forum somewhere
The fuckin weaseliest, my man. Turlough no one else will ever do it like you, which is probably for the best.

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This basically
Now drones in Romania too! Like clockwork.
do you microwave ice cream before eating it?
yes
no
technically yes
technically no
I don't eat ice cream/I'm bald
if you need to microwave your ice cream to get it out of the container, your freezer is set too cold. this is a fixable problem