get cherished, mother fucker

FUCK YEAH.

one time we were listening to fleetwood mac in the car and my sister who was probably 4 at the time asked, without being prompted, “can girls marry girls?” and THAT is the power of stevie nicks

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

starting a campaign called Put Fingers In His Bullet Wound Wednesday where every wednesday we celebrate medical accuracy by leaving the bullet in whatever fictional pookie you shot real good and Packing His Hole with gauze. by fingering that bullet wound real good. With gauze. this campaign will increase medical accuracy in fics and also make bullet wounds hornier.

Happy inaugural Pack His Wound Wednesday, remember to finger and fill his wound!

#also!!!!#DON'T TAKE THE GAUZE AWAY#add more on top if it's bleeding through but taking away the gauze is also going to disrupt any clotting and start the wound bleeding again#anyway#stuff that wound saturday or whatever via @words-writ-in-starlight

If I don't have a sterile bandage, is it better to use a not sterile bandage, or to leave it bleeding?

in the event of a severe bleed it is never good to allow it to keep bleeding. Wound packing is for punctures (or bullet wounds) in extremities (not the trunk of the body!) and it’s used to put internal pressure on the wound all the way to the base of it, which is why it requires you to stuff until you cannot physically cram any more in there. In the event where you cannot even spare the shirt off your back or the wound is in the abdomen, clamp both hands (one on top of the other) over the wound and press down with your bodyweight. A life threatening bleed is classified as anything over a half-can of soda in volume!

only real springheads know about tipping their face up to the sun and enjoying a gentle breeze and birdsong

Jumping from child care to private security really messes with you. I keep saying "oopsie daisy" and encouraging drunk folks to "go home, drink some water and take a nap, and let's try again in 24 hours, okay?" Best part by far is that it's working. Guy went like he was going to fight me the other day and his buddy said "you leave the nice lady alone"

crazy how quickly dust accumulates. i should be allowed to put my trinkets on a shelf and not touch them and they remain in perfect condition forever. dont even get me STARTED on the inside of a computer. why do i have to brush your teeth. youre technology.

I FUCKIN HATE/LOVE THIS