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I think I can come up with a few song to make you feel better during that time. And I’m sure that this little girl is going to be the next Freddie Mercury, or something else. Something as great as him. With two dads like them, there’s actually no doubt. And she still will be all sweet and cute like her mother. I can assume that a secret like that is hard to keep but you made it and now the surprise is even bigger. 

i am so pumped to see kj finally tie the knot ! bloke has been messaging me since my wedding day about wanting to pop the question. him and camila really are a great couple. they’re so incredibly sweet and balance each other out. i already told him to ignore my ugly sobbing when he’s reciting his vows. i refuse to let you pay for our honeymoon, end of story. plus we adore having you with us. movie nights have become my favourite thing to do with you and joe. a part of me hopes that she develops some of joe’s temperment. i would love to have a little outgoing girl who knows what she wants, and how to get it. joe’s already called being the ’ fun parent ’, so i might have to refrain him from making weird jokes at the hospital. not that he would do that, but just in case.

It was a beautiful wedding, I am really happy for him and Cam. I was shocked when I received the invitation to be her bridesmaid but she’s an amazing woman and they’re a wonderful couple. God with the hormones and myself being well, me. I was uncontrollably sobbing like crazy they were all so beautiful. You’re a very stubborn man you know that? I will forever be wishing I could pay for your honeymoon. The movie nights, god those are the things I am going to miss most once she’s out. As long as she doesn’t develop your stubbornness I may cry if she did that. But a sassy little girl is one girl I will always love for the rest of my life. The fun parent? Come on you’re both awesomely fun, some in your own ways. As long as you’re not one to make jokes about water breaking then I think it’ll be okay to make as many jokes as you please. 

i am so pumped to see kj finally tie the knot ! bloke has been messaging me since my wedding day about wanting to pop the question. him and camila really are a great couple. they’re so incredibly sweet and balance each other out. i already told him to ignore my ugly sobbing when he’s reciting his vows. i refuse to let you pay for our honeymoon, end of story. plus we adore having you with us. movie nights have become my favourite thing to do with you and joe. a part of me hopes that she develops some of joe’s temperment. i would love to have a little outgoing girl who knows what she wants, and how to get it. joe’s already called being the ’ fun parent ’, so i might have to refrain him from making weird jokes at the hospital. not that he would do that, but just in case.

Geez that’s eagar, or he must really love her. But they are a really cute couple, one of my favorites aside from you and Ben of course. She seems to really love him, at least that’s what I’ve seen from all this wedding planning. Which I’m honored to be a bridesmaid. God don’t even get me started on sobbing, you’d think I would’ve cried so much happy tears I could and would stop but nope... Just the thought of a wedding makes me tear up already. You stubborn ass, why don’t I just slip you some money to get me a souvenir... Or pretend I need one then just let you keep the money. Aren’t they the best? I have gotten used to balancing a popcorn bowl on my stomach. I mean she’s coming out of me, so she’s bound to know what she wants-plus you and Joe both know what you want so I am sure she’ll be perfect. He’s the fun parent? What does that make you then? The parent who cries along with me when she makes a noise?

Oh, yeah, this is setting you up for motherhood. You’ll know how the mechanics work, so when the time comes, you’ll be like, ‘Back up, people. Mama’s got this.’ You know… I never thought about the fact that my belly would be bigger than my head – whoa. Insane. I just think about all of the pregnant people out there that are sitting on the couch, minding their own business with a bowl of popcorn on their belly, when their baby decides to move around and that popcorns goes everywhere. Let me know if that ever happens, because that gets me all the time. Duh! I’d so use my pregnancy to get away with evil. Oh, yep, just stealing this chocolate bar. Why? Look at me, dummy, I’m preggers. Me and baby need the sustenance.

Which is terrifying if you really think about it because it means I will have to do it again then I question why some mothers have more than one kid. It’s a crazy thought right? Having a stomach bigger than your head is something no person should have. I did try the whole popcorn bowl on stomach thing, I even put one of Ben and Joe’s dogs on my stomach. That was quite fun. However never trust a baby when it kicks, your food will go everywhere I had that experience when I had dinner once... Was not a pretty sight. You could like pretend you’re dying of hunger and need that darn chocolate bar. If I were a police I would let you off easy. 

oh my god stop, i’m literally flushed. i was going to vote, but the minute i went to cast it, i couldn’t decide between like four different people. obviously joe is my favourite person in the whole wide world — but i felt like it would be really unfair if i voted for him every single time. especially because i voted for him the last time around. kj is an extremely good friend of mine, he really deserved the award. he’s so incredibly sweet and kind — even if i did win, i would have been highlighting him. no ! you’re already carrying our baby. i don’t want you paying for our honeymoon ! i have more than enough money to send me and joe somewhere romantic. plus, i still have to find out a place that he really wants to go to. i don’t want to think of her getting older either. i want her to stay little forever.

That’s how you deserve to feel all the time! Flushed with absolute love. Normally for me it’s a hard decision, but I have only recently talked to KJ so I don’t know him that well. And Joe is the sweetest human alive alongside yourself but really it was a no brainer I couldn’t lie about that. Though I am excited to see KJ’s wedding on Saturday, was depressing because I was the only girl who didn’t drink but at the same time I kind of loved it. Watching all the drunk ladies make a fool of themselves was the highlight. Hey now, you guys have sacrificed your small little apartment for me it’s the least I can do. That’s fair enough, a place you both love is the one that makes all of the memories. We need to find some young forever potion so she can stay young forever. But when she does grow up I already know that she will be the best and sweetest girl like her dad’s... Even if the age up terrifies me.

Aw! A baby! And the fact that you’re carrying them for your friends is the sweetest thing ever. I can’t even imagine having my own child yet, but seriously, it is so amazing of you to do this. Are you loving it? Do you feel like you can get away with murder because of the little bun in the oven? Because I would totally use my pregnancy to my advantage. Not gonna lie, I’d wear one of those fake pregnancy suits to see what I can get away with.

Thank you so much! It’s crazy to think I have a baby growing inside me. I couldn’t imagine either, but when I have one of my own I will be ready since I will have experience. I really am, although it’s pretty weird I must admit having my stomach grow bigger than my head is... Well it’s something. Oh my god I didn’t even think about that but now, man I really could get away with anything. End up burning a place down, sweet talking the cops with ‘oh I am so sorry I’m pregnant’ that would be the dream come true. You should do it, you could also pull a lot of people with it right?

would you seriously give me all your votes ? i’m honestly flattered, thank you. you must be very optimistic — i don’t think that i’d gather that many votes. there’s other people in town that i think would be more deserving than me anyways. it’s like the ’ celebrity of the month ’ award that the gossip paper holds. i nearly cried when i won the first time, because i couldn’t believe that that many people actually wanted me to win. coming in second place this time around was honestly heartwarming in the best possible way. i can’t believe that there’s people in town that actually like me. like, like me like me. don’t just like me for my body, but me. it’s so refreshing and sweet. we were going to go on a honeymoon, but we didn’t have much time after our wedding til we found out you were expecting. we didn’t just want to leave you in town whilst you’re carrying our bean. maybe after she’s born we’ll find out somewhere to travel to. i’d love to show joe the uk again. he didn’t get to spend a whole lot of time down there when we were filming. i’m sure he’d love it.

Of course I would! Because you deserve them my love. And I am sure I am not the only one who would think and do just that. I think you would gather all the thoughts in the whole town, you’re sweet and kind to everyone. Anyone who says otherwise is just kidding themselves. I know I voted for you for celebrity of the month, no one was more deserving of that award than you. And you deserve all that love from people, truly don’t let anyone tell you different okay? Of course! I don’t like you at all for your body, you’re awesome and I know very well you’re deserving of love. With what you have with Joe is only 85% the rest is reserved for all us Haveners to bother you with it. Oh don’t tell me that, now I lowkey want to pay for your honeymoon... Can I? You can always go on a mini weekend away, I promise I won’t mind I have your dogs to come love me up till you get back. Plus you two deserve a holiday, especially since you didn’t have a honeymoon. I am sure he would love that, you can bring little mini me with you and show her as well... Even if she’ll be a little too young to actually see it you can always bring her back when she’s older... Okay I am not ready to think of her being older. 

I would say you are, carrying someone else’s child is a massive thing so you deserve all the love. No I really do, you need something after you push out a human being right? But I am glad you appreciate my words! I have never been pregnant so I can’t vouch for that, so I will just take your word for it. Though I wouldn’t say you look a little too big I just think that you look glowing and that’s the natural beauty of being pregnant. Then I will tell you as many times as you need. White chocolate? Consider me getting you a white chocolate bouquet. What other sweet foods are you craving?

You’re way too kind thank you for giving me those kinds of compliments. I wouldn’t be taking them for granted anytime soon. I guess I will take it then because you do make a valid point, plus every lady deserves a push gift right? Just trust me because I am not one to normally lie. But when a part of you is growing it does make a massive difference. But I am thankful to hear you believe I have a glow, I really appreciate that. If there’s a such thing as a white chocolate bouquet I will literally cry so hard. Oh so much you have no idea, anything smothered in Chocolate I’m obsessed and in need.

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