Memeland

i teleport behind you like in the animes but we’re ass to ass

That's the camera flash, I think.

actually that's the light of his pure and noble soul

guy with already disordered sleep habits and is also recently on meds that are known for causing further sleep issues: did you hear they’re making it harder to wake up now

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

The beautiful thing as you get older is that you realize so many “rules” are made up and you can just do whatever. Posters can go anywhere in the house not just my room. I can sit down while cooking a meal or taking a shower. I can make the same thing for breakfast lunch dinner for a week straight. I can roam around the house shirtless. I can wear a dress with jeans. The world is my oyster key word my and I can live as I please embracing little things such as this

wikipedia editors are like if redditors were monks

being overstimulated on your period makes you really understand what its like to violently transform into a beast. everything HURTS and is TOO MUCH and i wanna TEAR EVERYONE APART with my TEETH

you are allowed to outgrow the version of yourself everyone else got comfortable with

i just don’t feel like we as a society ever fully processed deedee megadoodoo

a cop pulls somebody over for a traffic stop when she gets flattened by a poop truck cause the driver of the poop truck was jerkin his shit nasty style and they report the cop’s name was deedee megadoodoo are you fucking with me right now????

i literally cannot convey how long i fucking laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob

i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career