Still Here

Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.

Image text: “If I’m worth anything later, I’m worth something now.”

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

unfortunately i want to make purchases :(

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

the dogs on the moon dug the craters

you fucking suck at burger

"hot girls do this" "hot girls do that" you bore me. ugly and cold women rise

he ran into my yaoi paddle. he ran into my yaoi paddle 10 times

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays