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weirdest part of being an adult is the fact that you can put off watching a movie for nearly a decade and barely notice

people who pay for their porn and tip sex workers dont go to heaven they go somewhere better. slut heaven.

probably nothing lesbian will happen to me this pride but by god i can Hope

I don't give an amazing digital fuck

tom nook is NOT a landlord!!! he is a construction worker! he SELLS you a WHOLE HOUSE! He is not CHARGING YOU however many bells a month to live there! You PURCHASE a HOME that he BUILDS FOR YOU and then you PAY HIM FOR HIS SERVICE. He charges no interest he sets no time limit it is a relationship built on trust. the only penalty you get for not paying off your home is that he won't build more home until you pay him for the first one. A guy that builds you a house wherever you want him to and then charges you for the cost of construction is not a landlord you own the fucking home

He is, however, in the mafia

having sex with a girl is all abt learning her attack patterns. or else

⚠︎ ! your body has kept the score.