Still Here

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce

they're mine

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.

Image text: “If I’m worth anything later, I’m worth something now.”

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws