Still Here

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.

Image text: “If I’m worth anything later, I’m worth something now.”

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

unfortunately i want to make purchases :(

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

the dogs on the moon dug the craters