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“They’re only queer because they want to be” nice! My identity is also self-constructed because I’m a human

frankly i hope straight people are straight because they think it’s fun and it makes them happy! the implication that one should not pursue happiness is so frustrating!

Regina George voice: So you admit it! You admit that your homophobic ideology directly opposes the right to liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

In all seriousness tho as a cis woman, I am only a woman because I love being one.

free the nipple has to make a resurgence for a number of reasons but bro look at our upcoming eternity of wet bulb temps youre smoking straight up cock if you think im keeping a shirt on when it hits 105° in new england

I’m kind of so over every single obvious ragebait thing on the internet being called covert fetish content. deeply uncreative first of all not and second of all. Immediately☝🏽 investigate this urge you have to blame the spectre of the Sexual Deviant Hiding in Plain Sight for everything that infuriates or perturbs you. You might find some Hitler particles on there.

Like those tiktokers making inedible slop and yumming and awwing aren’t doing it for an audience of some secret-yet-apparently-incredibly-popular fetish. They’re doing it so you can get mad at the discrepancy between what’s being cooked and how the characters on screen are reacting to it so you are driven to comment so they can make more monies. They are baiting you into rage. It really is that simple. When you come across some real pervert shit, you’ll know. They’ll let you know.

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral

The Amazing Digital Monsters

Change into Amazing Digital Champions to save the Amazing Digital World

when my dad was a little kid there was a day at school where his teacher put on the muppet show as a treat and then later when he got home he remembered that there was also a new episode of the muppet show airing that evening and he excitedly professed to his parents that he was “happy because it’s a two muppet day” and even now whenever a day is pleasantly surprising my family calls it a “Two Muppet Day” :)

I want to see more polyamory pride this pride month i'm serious. Stop being weird about people with multiple partners polyamory is awesome and beautiful and queer

Cloud-Clipped Yew Hedges located at Powys Castle in Wales