The Apocalypse That Never Was

i always see “tag fav fruit” posts but i’ve never seen a fav veg post so rb & tag your favourite vegetable

Me saying "I'll live" to whatever I feel, like a way to say I'll get past it, or it's not a big deal. I say it so often, my nieces have started to pick it up and say it too lol

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

literally my favorite kind of posts are ones that are like "i never see positivity posts for [group of people that society is built around catering toward]"

[alt: Image. Twitter post that says, "Abuse is terrible especially for non problematic children...." /end alt]

Fuck Skyrim is actually really good

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

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That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.