swallow my desire and choke on it

my knight dismissed me as his squire for shrieking “DIVA DOWN!” when he was unhorsed on the battlefield

my favorite thing about navigating fanfiction is finding a really good one and being all “oh boy this was good, I hope they have more!” and literally every other story they’ve ever written was for like Miami Vice 

#a lot of the time this happens because someone in their 40’s got into 1 new thing and threw a fic at it before resuming business as usual#like sorry gang they’re not a youth who’s weirdly into your mom’s shows they’re your mom who played genshin impact

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

whos the blorbo you have the most merch of? it can be handmade or official or unofficial or ANYTHING just. merch

cavemen exchanging handheld fertility idols like the business card scene in American Psycho and when the rotation gets to Grug Allen his is the Venus of Willendorf

being dana scully would be so funny. you ask your work partner where he’s going and he says “off to water the seeds of doubt” and hangs up on you

As someone who isn't a furry but has very much grown up around furry art I kinda forget that it's shocking to some people. It's kinda just what a bunch of queer art looks like. That anthro dragon girl might as well be my coworker, what's your fucking problem?