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And it says something like; "'Dad?' Thuirst Ealasaid"

Now, I know dad as "Athair" and "Thuirst Ealasaid" is "said Elizabeth", but I wasn't sure why dad was written like that.

So I said; "Is that 'dad' as in English dad, or is it Gaelic dad, like "never mind" or "don't worry"?"

My teacher was like, "oh I think it's probably like father but I don't know why it's in English."

And I swear to god. Out loud I replied "but why would she think her dad was in her house? It has to be a metaphor for something."

But now I want a book where the Dads ARE a metaphor!!!!!!!

I need 3 characters with 3 father figures and each Dad represents something different and depending on what the kids are going through they're a good or bad omen.

Like-

Imagine Elizabeth's father is a good Dad and waking up from a nightmare and seeing her Dad in the doorframe represents something like safety. Dad watching over her so it's okay, she's safe, Dad made the nightmares go away.

Now imagine Elizabeth with an evil Dad. A Dad who is the nightmare. So walking up at night, already scared, and seeing her Dad looming in the doorframe as a representation for the fact that the nightmare persists and might even be scarier in the waking world.

And then imagine Elizabeth (👀 *sips tea*) with an absent father figure. Would seeing a father like shaped figure in the middle of the night be a good thing or a bad thing? Does the shape linger and persist? Or does she blink only to find out it's gone?

Jaskier sighs and steals a bit of cucmber. "I'm not sure, to be honest. Last time we did anything like that my throat was pretty wrecked. My voice was scratchy for days." Vesemir has to put his tea down.

"Well fuck, I was kind of counting on you. Last time Valdo prepped me, his-," Geralt trails off and makes a waving gesture with his hand that ould mean absolutely anything, "thingy stabbed me in right in the eye."

Eskel and Lambert go white as sheets, as Jaskier's bright laugh echoes through the house. Coen sinks to the floor. "Well that's your own damn fault, then! Everyone in the Dungeon knows that Valdo can't handle his equipment." There's a low grumble coming from the kitchen and out of the corner of his eyes Vesemir sees Geralt taking cheese snacks out of the fridge.

"Maybe I could just come and watch?" Jaskier muses.

"Oh please, we both know the second you set foot into the Dungeon there's no holding you back anymore. Remember that time it took three guys to restrain you because you were so eager to join mid-performance?"

"That was one time!" Jaskier protests and lightly slaps his hand against Geralt's shoulder. Geralt rolls his eyes in return, "You're damn lucky they still gave you permission to come."

Vesemir clasps his hands together and silently prays for forgetfulness. Eskel, face void of all emotions, walks out of the room. "Hey, maybe we can ask Lambert or Coen to join us?" The two men freeze on the spot like deer in headlights. Coen quietly wonders if it's too late to opt out of the whole "you're family" thing.

"Nah," Geralt waves him off, "I don't think they're into the scene."

Lambert almost cries tears of relief.

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I nod, setting down my chalk and spellbook. “It does sound like there might have been a bit of a misunderstanding.”

“She took against me, that's what happened,” the dead girl says with a scowl. She looks about fourteen, round faced and spotty, with whisps of brown hair peaking out from under her mob-cap. Her face and her crossed arms have a tell-tale bluish tinge to them. A cholera death.

“I been here for don't know how long and never gave any trouble. Nobody ever complained about me 'till her.”

…well, that's not strictly true.

Number 12, Barclay Street has been attracting rumours of haunting since the mid nineteenth century.

Sounds of faint singing and crying in the corridors at night. Cold spots. Doors that open and close by themselves. Animals acting strangely. Harmless, mid to low-level stuff, typical for a bored teenage poltergeist.

Still, pointing that out isn't likely to achieve much, and certainly the most recent complaints of blood running down the walls, screams in the dark and paralysing night terrors seem distinctly out of character.

The ghost toes the chalk again, more tentatively this time. It stays resolutely unbroken.

She could get out if she wanted to. I'm not one of those assholes who brings out their full arsenal of wards and sigils for a first meeting with a level 2 spectre. The summoning circle will keep her in one place for as long as I need her to talk, but it wouldn't hold for a moment if she really fought against it.

I take it as a good sign that she's still here. Pouting or not, she's clearly willing to work with me.

“None of the others could do this,” she says. “None of 'em even saw me.” She looks up. “Are you here to exise me?”

“Exorcise,” I say instinctively, and curse myself when she flinches. “Sorry, no, no! I don't exorcise people from their homes without good reason, not if they're happy where they are.”

“I was happy. Till she started calling in all them ghost hunters.”

Mrs Delaney had been quite persistent in her attempts to 'fix' her haunted house. Most of the people she found were charlatans, of course, but I'd still arranged an appointment as fast as I could once word reached me. It wouldn't have been long before she happened upon somebody with Talent, and unfortunately not everybody in this field knows how to behave like a professional.

“I think we might be able to help each other,” I say, careful to keep my voice calm and level.

“Don't see how. Not unless you can exorcise Her.”

“Not quite what I had in mind.” I pull out my phone and scroll through my photos. “You say that you're not the cause of the most recent incidents of paranormal activity?”

A pause. The ghost gnaws on her lip. I wait, patiently, keeping my body language open and nonthreatening. “I… I knocked her coffee cup over,” she admits at last. “She was being mean and talking on her telephone, saying I done all these things when I never did! So I decided to show her what I could do if I wanted.”

“Hmm.” The ghost eyes me nervously, as if expecting me to pull out a book, bell and candle and banish her on the spot.

“I only tipped it,” she adds. “I didn't break it or nothing!”

“You shouldn't have touched it at all,” I say sternly. “But… I can appreciate that you were frustrated, so let's say no more about it.”

The ghost looks relieved.

“My point is,” I continue, “if you weren't the one making blood rain from the ceiling or tormenting people in their sleep, then what was? There's no other ghosts on the property.” I find the picture I was looking for. “You can get anywhere around the house, right? Including behind the furniture and in the backs of cupboards?”

“Yes'm.”

I hold the phone up so that she can see the picture on the screen. “I'm going to let you go free in a moment, and I need you to see if you can find anything that looks like this.”

The ghost wrinkles her forehead. “What's that when it's at home?”