Please Pet Your Dogs For Me

its required that every day you think about women kissing

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

hey staff what the fuck

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

LLM psychosis is simply the democratisation of being surrounded by yes-men and unctuous toadies, an experience previously only accessible to dictators and kings and cult leaders and venture capitalists

When I was at the natural history museum, the fossil section had stickers on the glass to engage children - things like "Flap your arms like a pterodactyl" or "Measure your hand against the mosasaurus." However the first of these I encountered, which I found alarming and threatening without context, was a sticker reading "Struggle like you are stuck in a tar pit"

I’m just saying if Daniel Radcliffe, the literal protagonist of the Harry Potter franchise since the age of ten years old, was able to disavow JK Rowling and move on from the HP universe then actually what the fuck is anyone else’s excuse. There is no one else on the planet who can say their entire childhood was HP more than that guy and he still cared about trans people more than the average tumblr user who says “we’re protesting by making all her characters queer and trans!!” like you can do better. You should do better.

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

you dont truly know how their fur pets. you will never know them like that

furthermore they have no clue you even exist

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

I had the strangest conversation ever with a deeply clever friend who is 5e-pilled to hell. I like to have people over to play new one or two shots of different rpgs in the home I share with my partner; I cook dinner and we enjoy a cool new game and tell a complete story with a beginning and an end. One of my buddies pitched a 5e two-shot to me recently, and I turned it down; "Sorry, but I'm done with that game. There are other tables to run 5e on, but my table runs everything else." The results were SO STRANGE. Demands were made that I share why I dislike it, and when I expressed problems with the system (slow-as-balls turn-based-initiative, a generic fantasyland setting that is full of lowest-common-denominator bullshit that is hard to meaningfully connect with, attrition-based resource management in a system that begs you to play it like superhero fantasy) and I got the same reply "An experienced GM just homerules that. Playing it the way it is in the book is a rookie mistake." Eventually we settled on the truth; this guy was so exhausted becoming an expert in the hideous minutiae of Dungeons and Dragons 5e that he has full-on stockholm syndrome; he will never "Move to another system" (whatever that means) because he thinks that getting into any other game would require the same effort to "master" in order to not have a dogshit time. He doesn't know that there are games where you can read the rules once and run them and have a good time. He doesn't know that game design exists. I love telling stories with my friends. I don't know what he loves.