Kill God

Fuckers on here acting like clicking on somebody's blog to look at their shit isn't in fact the digital version of consenting to see it. You opened the door to look inside, that's on you.

i want to fuck you all the time. i want to eat you out all the time. i want to make you cum all the time. day, night, gentle, rough, lights on or lights off. i want to jerk you off slow under your pajamas on the couch and i want to pin you naked against the bathroom sink and make you watch your tits bounce in the mirror when i fuck you and i want you on your back in bed with your legs over my shoulders while i suck your clit. i want it literally all the time. you're not selfish for wanting my attention or my voice or my hands or my mouth or my strap again, you're not needy for begging to cum again. you never have to feel bad about asking. you could never ask too often. you're giving me what i want, every time.

What if everything gets better in 2016

im incredibly conflicted by the phrase ‘the question is not who will let me but who will stop me’ because on one hand its so fucking raw and powerful but on the other hand it’s derived from ayn rand but on yet another hand the first and primary time ive ever seen it was on a picture of a lawnmower flying through the sky which is the perfect level of absurd and nonsensical that would piss ayn rand off

@bellanesthesia

i sent this gif to a black cowowker at work then later asked my white manager if he likes apple fritters and he was like "i fuckin love apple friters" and she laughed so hard she got a migraine