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sylviii

was asked to make a transmasc version of the meme

deimosbreakfrost

Reblog to make more hot as fuck trans men exist in this world we're in

the-haiku-bot

Reblog to make more

hot as fuck trans men exist

in this world we’re in

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

jewish-joy

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

dragonpyre

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

rootbeerrex

starting a collection

clever-fandom-reference

If I may submit:

kisskisscantfallinlove

facts-i-just-made-up

Musical organs are named such because they were once believed to be internal organs of a church, which was considered a reptile for tax purposes under feudalism.

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dreaming-demonic

Yeah neopronouns arent a new fangled concept gen z came up with btw

jackironsides

That wasn't even the first gender neutral pronoun in English. John Trevisa, a 14th century writer, used 'a' as a gender neutral pronoun (instead of he or heo (she)). 'Thon', a contraction for 'that one', was also proposed as a gender neutral pronoun by an American attorney and composer in 1858.

William H. Marshall wrote about Trevisa in 1789, and also recorded the existence of a dialectal English epicene pronoun, singular ou: '"Ou will" expresses either he will, she will, or it will.'

Looking at the Wikipedia page for Spivak pronouns shows a bunch of attempts at gender neutral pronouns in the intervening years too, starting at 1890 (e, es, em) and moving forward.

(Also gen z are being blamed for neopronouns now? I thought it was us millennials at fault? Have they just done a find+replace for everything that they blamed millennials for and switched the subject of their ire?)

mckitterick

yup, wasn't long ago they blamed Gen X, and before that it was just "feminists"

generational wank endures

randomitemdrop

Item: bootleg VHS copy of The Movie

luvkthepsychic

the "the actions of one bad person is not representative of the entire demographic" leaving transandrophobes bodies the moment the bad person is trans man:

Ariemon from Digimon Liberators!!

I maded a doll!! My first custom Monster High doll. I've wanted to make one for so long and finally got around to it. This is Ariemon from Digimon Liberator and/or the Digimon TCG. She was so much fun to just pour love into, I can't wait to make another! [Might already be preparing a draculaura for sacrifice. >>]

Couldn't get down to any watery body to photograph her, but these were taken NEAR water at least lol.

#custom doll #dollblr #monster high #digimon #digimon liberator #custom toy #monster high g3 #monster high abbey #thank you miss abbey for your sacrifice

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mastergir

This is absolutely the funniest spam email I've ever gotten.

mallowmaenad

Visit Original Link

eerieelixir

forgot to post this here oops 😭 this is a slight rework of a drawing from 2022

virtualgirladvance

youre not gonna fucjing believe this

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banana

onebadnoodle

eileen grey - daughter of the greys

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When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.

So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".

So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.