Moderately Well-Fed Artist

I think the real reason Vegeta can’t judge Bulma for using the dragon balls to stay young forever is because the only reason he came to earth in the first place was to get the dragon balls so he could stay young forever and I think that if she ever learned of that he might as well have attained immortality the way he would never live it down

Baby name of the day is Ransom Chance, given to a baby boy born in Louisiana in 1849.

I was shocked because Ransom Chance is such a 2026 white Utahan baby name. It feels like something you would see spelled out on the wall in a mom influencer’s nursery tour.

Today, some people have old person names. A man in the latter half of the 19th century had a family vlogger baby name.

literally where is his oscar

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

World Heritage Post

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

watching massive franchises bomb at the box office while Backrooms has made $212 million on a $10 million initial budget has brought me hope for the future of cinema

audiences do NOT want Star Wars slop, audiences want a movie made by a guy who really wanted to make a movie

How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

they beat Jesus with that

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

hi I’m the guy that made that post. Yours is funnier

Peace and love on planet eart

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

when a car that's busted up doesn't use their turn signal. did you learn anything

if you sneeze without covering your mouth on public transit then you deserve *pauses to consider my convictions regarding punitive justice* *nods head resolutely* the death penalty