Nationality: pussy

being a human is kinda dumb because we get to REASON and THINK HARD which really isn’t fair, i’d rather be an orchid and eat light beams all day, no offense to the miracle that is evolution, like, thanks for the opportunity to participate in an advanced society but put me in the ground 

Please unmute this

of all the songs I’ve ruined, this is the one I still can’t fucking listen to the original of because my sins haunt me so badly

We have to eat the rich because they’re obsessed with boats for COMPLETELY the wrong reasons

Boats aren’t for having fancy rich people parties on they’re for finding sea monsters and treasure with your good friends and being gay

Just gonna say: There is literally no romance in Thor: Ragnarok. No romance subplots, no kissing. The closest thing to it is when Hulk sees part of a video of Black Widow and it turns him back into Bruce Banner. Besides that? Nothing. It was awesome.

False there is a clearly defined 3 seconds where its implied that Loki went down on Jeff Goldblum.

This is the only argument to this post that I will accept

@ pledis if it were not for the distance between us I would have slaughtered you

what if we’re all minecraft creations and the blocks are just really really tiny

Atoms

i have 15 years’ worth of outstanding library fines in three separate cities and it’s my hope that eventually a bounty hunter librarian will come to collect and we’ll get in a bar fight and fall in love

I also can’t rent movies in two different towns so there’s that.