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stop with all this “man cave” and “she shed” nonsense. Its your evil lair. Embrace it

Mon dieu… She DOES shed

i cannot get mad at myself for not being good at answering texts and dms n emails n returning phone calls when i know in my heart that human beings were never meant to receive this much correspondence. even half as much would make you a busy person. like its ridiculous what we’re all doing to each other. smash your phones

We had to evacuate the school because someone farted. We wore gas masks and everything. My best friend got stuck inside, and I never saw her again. 

My goal in life is to be the person running the bookstore in the horror thriller where the protagonist has to go to track down a rune. I've got stupid hair and a vest or something. The protagonist shows me a rune drawn on a napkin and I say shit like "Aha! Just a moment!" Before skittering off for some gay ass book

VERY edible boy.

when I was bornt I came outta my mom sizzling like a fajita.

just learned that the covid vaccines don’t actually have autism in them. think I’m gonna puke.

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