Pulvis Et Umbra Sumus

Certified Anti-Microsoft post

#ratatouille

#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals

Yesterday my little brother told me something very sweet and touching, that when he was a kid and had nightmares about monsters chasing him or whatever he would be able to end the nightmare by finding me in the dream and I would protect him by fighting off the zombies, or carrying him away. This is adorable, and makes me feel like the greatest older sibling in the world, but the hilarious thing is that when I was a kid I had nightmares of needing to save him from zombies and such. so many dreams where he was in trouble and I needed to save him. Like my nightmares began where his ended. Low key I think he mastered the ability to psychically transfer his nightmare to me as a child and I'm kind of annoyed with him.

LMAO and Loam have the same letters. coincedence? or is this another shining truth that earth and soil is joyous and plentiful

Do people know this is the husband of the prime minister of New Zealand

And who is the guy burying him in the sand

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

Sam Handwich.