i eat whatever i find on the ground

can the skinnyfat homie rockin the cargo shorts hit it just this one time

“Haunting the narrative” but it’s the procedures at your job the person before you put in place

is it culturally appropriate to say “here comes the airplane” to your baby if you had twins

it's a well-known secret among time travelers that you can just do whatever you want to genghis khan and it won't affect history at all. just last week i visited late 12th century mongolia to do a Hot Ones-style interview with him and someone had already given him a PBR baseball cap and a steam deck- the butterfly effect has that name for a reason but temüjin's destiny is just so firmly rooted that no amount of interference could possibly change it. dude absolutely kills it at Crypt of the Necrodancer

I like when construction workers spray paint their strange sigils on the pavement

i bet it feels good as fuck to be a piece of sourdough bread that gets dipped in olive oil with various seasoning & herbs

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Real sound! No stupid music! You can hear it say moo!

I went back and watched it again with sound on for the moo, and I wasn't sorry.

You literally have to just get over yourself every day