I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

w-what if potato is actually lucky

ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

A super long audio book with just silence and an “oh, out loud?” at the end

Trans people just existing is no more sexual than when cis people just exist.

I do not want the ai overview. I want to read six wikipedia pages as god intended.

I'm doubling all prosperity today. have fun everyone prosperity is doubled for the next 24 hours

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices