SirPerior 🎩🐍

Pronounce Saxophone like Persephone, I dare you

I like this post.

Very true but why does this jpeg look like the fever dream of a dying man

my parents trying to get ahold of me in 1998

A cat putting its tail straight up like this is a friendly greeting. This is the equivalent of the cat waving excitedly at you as soon as it gets close.

@grizzly-bear-official

fun bear fact: moon bears are the most bipedal of all bears and can walk for more than a quarter mile on their hind legs

The idea that this miracle chair bares the last impression of their son before he was called away from the physical world by God Himself, but they're getting rid of it because it doesn't match their new carpet

character: *has frost powers* me: your backstory is family related trauma isn’t it

what is frozone’s family trauma

His wife put away his super suit

25-35 is such a weird fucking age because you’re 100% a bread-and-butter Standard Edition Millennial but the cool teens are like “ok boomer” because you have a Real Job but the actual Boomers at your job are like “I’m not going to listen to a literal fucking child” as they download 16 self-replicating viruses and meanwhile the Gen Xers are telling you to refinance a mortgage for a house you don’t have and you’re sitting there at the Adults Table with the pretty tasty casserole you cooked because you’ve finally figured out how to do that now but everyone is eating the Boomer’s store-bought macaroni instead and admittedly they do sort of taste similar so it probably wasn’t worth all the trouble of cooking from scratch and you’re trying to comfort the freshly-graduated sobbing 22-year-old next to you because she just woke up here and doesn’t know where she is but you have like maybe 5k dollars in a savings account labelled RETIREMENT that grows approx. twelve cents a year and you keep eating dry macaroni while smiling incomprehensibly and periodically blacking out like ??????????

you fucking bet it does

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

Love seeing little pawprints. So fucking magical. There was a little guy here.