edgy net kid

okay dont be mad but i just scheduled you for every appointment ever. you have an open house on tuesday and a doctor is removing your all of it tomorrow 👍

one thing you need to know about 2014. is that what does the fox say was playing pretty much everywhere you went. and everybody was just relieved it wasn't blurred lines

I canot stress enough that those were the only 2 songs in 2014

PUPPY TIP: You may entertain puppies by mystifying them.

idk what young person on the internet needs to hear this but you are not obligated to share any personal details about yourself online. in fact im gonna straight-up circle back to 00s era advice and say being anonymous is good actually

idk who needs to hear this but take your fucking pto

I had sex with %appdata%

boobs is better than titties as a word because boobs is bouba while titties is kiki

intricate rituals

you could never understand a warrior’s bond

poob will be the new pdf

poob will be the new adobe animate

poob will be the new tumblr servers

poob will be the new discord