printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

What was your first source of portable music? Walkman? CD player with headphones? MP3 Player? iPod? Phone? 

I had a portable 8-track player. Ran around listening to Ringo Starr's No No No Song on repeat, until the tape broke. I was 7 or 8, I think.

in conversation about white people who go to Japan and expect their knowledge of anime to culturally carry them, I was once posed with “it’s like if there was a Japanese guy who was obsessed with spongebob and came over here and thought he could get by just communicating in spongebob quotes.” This is a false equivalence because if such a man existed we would crown him king. We’d love him. Americans would fucking love that. sometimes I get sad that this isn’t a real guy I can invite to a party.

Ok the last one got me laughing actually

everything about this is gold. Er, platinum.

Oh this is lovely.