Cosmic Funnies
Keni
almost home
Acquired Stardust
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Three Goblin Art
Discoholic 🪩
pixel skylines
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
#extradirty
Mike Driver
art blog(derogatory)
AnasAbdin
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
if i look back, i am lost
@theartofmadeline
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
izzy's playlists!
Jules of Nature
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@gusterr
earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that
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basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*
*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god
*thunderous slam dunk noise*
ohhhh i get it now! theres something wrong with me
When the group chat arguing and bro starts messaging you privately
Been getting really into orange juice lately
#myjuice
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so i went to my new dentist today and he said to me "so i heard you bite?" and i said "i may nip" and he said "oh your going to be a feisty one. i like a challenge"
some people are getting horny to this but it wasnt a horny moment. i got banned from this dentist already
now no one left in this city will take me on im afraid my crunchys gonna fall out 😭
i cant afford to lose my crunchys i need those for cracking peanures
you cant call it that
her cookie make me pitch a tent because shes fat & weird and now I will expire in 1-3 days
Settle down now
she pound me like a thwomp. EEUURRGHERHHGH
hey thuwston
this is too much I'm gonna- *remembers joking about rewatching supernatural is harmful* kill myself
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men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..
You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say
Men will see a mouse and eat it
No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.
A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer
World Heritage Post
modding skyrim be like
you've met me at a very wild animal caught in a bear trap gnawing off its own leg time in my life
i named them cruelty of the heart and sickness of the mind
You are trying to move into an apartment with your favorite Pokemon. The building is strict about which Pokemon are allowed inside but it’s super affordable. How hard do you think it will be to convince the landlord to let you keep it in the building?
Easy as can be, perfect apartment dweller
Might take some convincing
Basically a coin flip
It will be an uphill battle but I might be able to, while saying goodbye to my deposit
No increased rent, deposit or argument could convince any landlord to let us in
You are trying to move into an apartment with your favorite Pokemon. The building is strict about which Pokemon are allowed inside but it’s super affordable. How hard do you think it will be to convince the landlord to let you keep it in the building?
Easy as can be, perfect apartment dweller
Might take some convincing
Basically a coin flip
It will be an uphill battle but I might be able to
No increased rent, deposit or argument could convince any landlord to let us in
I am the landlord/other/results
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$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?
does jafar love me
hell no bitch
Hello there. Guess how much money I made last year? $28. I’m an investment banking analyst at a boutique firm, in M&A. I have my undergrad from the University of Chicago, one of the top schools in the country. With bonuses, sometimes I make even more. Are you jealous of that? Most people on Tumblr are usually jobless or they decided to major in the humanities and are poor.
$28?
